Without a doubt, the angriest Chinaman we’ve ever met, PPP used to deliver some high class Lo Mein but now delivers high class comedy for the BlueMilePodcast. (Look…he made us say that. PPP is a scary guy. He threatened us with a “rearry, rearry rarge knife.” It’s tough not to laugh at him.) PPP has been hired to do our segment “Douchebag of the Week.” Why he chose “Rindsey Rohan” for the first one, we’ll never know. What a douchebag…
Ginger McCord A distant cousin of Mike (just go with it, okay?) Ginger made it huge as a beat poet culminating in his “historic” performance at the Gaslight Café. (Just go with it, okay?) After making his millions, Ginger invested his money in the organization that would eventually become NAMBLA. Terms of the settlement prevent us from elaborating any further. But you must admit, it explains a lot about Mike…
Look…she’s a hooker and she’s dead. There’s not much else to say. I mean…we call her “Dead Hooker.” It’s not a clever name, it’s just the truth. Pat stuck her in a trunk. What else do you want from us?
G For years, the letter G was freelancing with the Muppet Workshop, doing spots on Sesame Street and every now and again representing various sums of money. Later in life, G fell in with a rough crowd, spending time with the Bloods, Crips, and, of course, posers. It was a fateful day the first time Chris ever saw G. To say they fell in love doesn’t quite do justice to their feelings. But suffice it to say, Chris never lets us forget his true love, his soul mate, his “seventh letter baby.” In fact, we all love G.